A day before his big date with Rihanna at the Grammys — the fourth anniversary of his beating of her face — Brown totals his Porsche and blames scary photographers.
Nothing says true love and 100% lack of intelligence at the same time like a face tattoo of your lover’s name.
The same stupidity that made this dumbass commit the crime also, thankfully, led to his arrest.
Parents, I understand you’re fearful for you children, but please, stop being crazy people. Pretending to bring a gun to an elementary school IS CRAZY.
More like Mum-FART and sons!
There’s a few tried and true techniques for killing spiders, brass knuckles isn’t one of them.
Drunk man vs. Escalator. It’s a battle of will and there can be only one victor.
You can have eyebrows or you can have turkey, but you can’t have both.
The Halloween-costume wearing jarhead apparently thought the disabled Army vet was wearing a costume, too.