The Baby Bullet Will Creep You Out

Slow down the dialogue, add some creepy carnival music with a drunken grandma and what we have is an infomercial straight from the bowels of hell. Babies, beware.

Save Your Marriage With A Fart-Sucking Blanket

Wife hate it when you pass gas? Isn’t that just like a woman to get pissed about something like that? Well, now you can buy a blanket that sucks the farts right out of the air. Just three easy payments of $39.95!

The Man Phone!

Stop using stupid phones that make you look like a girl. Get the man phone, complete with shotgun, meat, hammer, gingerbread house and… epipen.