James Holmes, the Aurora, Colorado, movie theater shooter, is eligible for the death penalty, a jury determined during the second phase of his sentencing trial.


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Nevada cops are strangely relaxed about gunshot(s) fired during a showing of The Bourne Legacy.

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WTF is going on? Another person has brought multiple weapons to a showing of “The Dark Knight Rises.”

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The shooter’s psychiatrist warned police weeks before the Dark Knight theater shooting in Colorado.

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Jeff Ross dressed like JoePa and made a James Holmes joke at the recent Roseanne Roast. This one seems like a barn burner.

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The latest fringe group to find a bizarre audience on Tumblr are the self-described “Holmies” who are “obsessed” with Aurora killer James Holmes.

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The ‘Dark Knight Rises’ shooter James Holmes apparently reached out to “Pimp My Ride” star “Diggity” Dave Aragon about his sh*tty-looking Batman rip-off movie.

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A campus “threat assessment team” failed to heed the warnings of killer James Holmes’ psychiatrist.

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An expecting mom shot in the belly survived the Colorado massacre but had a miscarriage. Her fetus will not count as a victim.

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The rape jokes worked out so well for Tosh that Dane thought he’d tap into the whole recent-mass-murder thing.

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A suspect allegedly planning his version of the Dark Knight Rises Massacre has been apprehended in Maryland.

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A jail worker couldn’t believe his ears when the madman asked him about the film’s ending.

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The killer sent a package with drawings of the massacre to a campus psychiatrist, but no one opened it until it was too late.

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The whole world hates him — except one prostitute who has fond memories.

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A New Jersey theater was evacuated Monday night after someone opened an exit door.

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Maine police arrested a man who says he watched The Dark Knight Rises with a loaded gun and who was caught with an arsenal in his vehicle and news clippings of the Colorado massacre.

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