Were We Always Assholes?

If you watch a lot of TV – and you know you do – you probably watch a lot of reality TV. Mostly because it’s the only thing on TV anymore. We watch tons of this stuff despite ourselves; despite the fact that everyone on a reality show is first and foremost an enormous asshole.

We Are Douchebags

It’s high time that this oppressed minority rose up and reclaimed their dignity.

Kanye West’s Douchiest Moments

Let’s face it – last night at the Video Music Awards wasn’t the first time that Kanye West made an ass of himself. Or the second time. Or the… never mind. At this point he is as famous for rapping as he is for running off his mouth. I’d just like to take a second and tell…