In an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Miley Cyrus admits that she gets high all the time and can’t remember her name just like friend Snoop Lion.
Don’t ask Harrison Ford about Star Wars unless you want Han Solo sticking a lightsaber up your ass.
The song is one ex-wife short of becoming an all-time country classic.
Chris Rock has a message for white people: Want to vote for the whitest candidate in the election? Vote for President Obama.
NEWS FLASH: People are incredibly gullible when it comes to expensive technology. Jimmy Kimmel takes to the streets to mock the idiots of the world.
The Internet was another gold mine of comedy this week with Koreans dry humping for exercise and Bob Ross getting remixed with auto-tune awesomeness.