Are you excited for the 7th season for “Celebrity Apprentice”? Well, the cast has been revealed, so check out who will be going up against Trump in 2015.


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Kate Gosselin appears to make a seemingly racist gesture on twitter in a photo where she is slanting her eyes with her hands.

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Why?! Why is she still a celebrity? How have we as a society allowed this to happen? Oh well, at least things are getting more interesting and more naked.

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Every week I find five things that made me proud to wave the Red, White, and Blue. Sometimes it’s hard, sometimes it’s easy, but it’s always America.

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Observers of people who suck were doing all sorts of commenting on Kate Gosselin’s new hairdo today, as the mother of eight and former reality TV star did a photoshoot for People in which she ditched the reverse mullet for long, flowing locks. Lots of peo…

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Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic…

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LIVING ROOMIt’s Christmas Eve in a decrepit Pennsylvania mansion: Eight teenagers sit around a Christmas tree in rags while Jon cuddles with a young girl on the couch. Kate comes in with ten perfectly clothed blond children with reverse mullets and her new husband Ben…

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