Kate Gosselin Offered Nude TV Gig

Why?! Why is she still a celebrity? How have we as a society allowed this to happen? Oh well, at least things are getting more interesting and more naked.

Exclusive Interview With Kate Gosselin’s New Weave

Observers of people who suck were doing all sorts of commenting on Kate Gosselin’s new hairdo today, as the mother of eight and former reality TV star did a photoshoot for People in which she ditched the reverse mullet for long, flowing locks. Lots of peo…

Trainwreck 100: Kate Gosselin

Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. Using a complex series of algorithms that monitor blog mentions, videos, and other Internet and media traffic…

Gosselin Family Reunion, 2019

LIVING ROOMIt’s Christmas Eve in a decrepit Pennsylvania mansion: Eight teenagers sit around a Christmas tree in rags while Jon cuddles with a young girl on the couch. Kate comes in with ten perfectly clothed blond children with reverse mullets and her new husband Ben…