North Korea is Going To War

The following message was sent via cable broadcast to all North Koreans by Kim Jong-il in response to an American report that North Korea and Kim Jong-il himself had ordered the torpedoing of a South Korean warship.

Holiday Gifts For The World’s Worst Dictators

The holidays are a tricky time of year – not only is it difficult to pick out gifts for your loved ones, but you’re gift-shopping while everyone else is gift-shopping as well. And just imagine how much worse it is when you’re trying to buy something just right …

Five Reasons Kim Jong-Il Is Cooler Than You

These are all true, just so you know.Kim Jong-Il blew up his own high school to make sure nobody would graduate from there with a better academic record than he did. Kim Jong-Il ordered all short people in Korea except him to live on a barren, undeveloped…