“Sir, Ann Romney is here”- RNC Staffer
“Awesome, I love Ham Bologna”- Chris Christie
Man, those are some tasty looking presidential candidates. I can’t decide who’s face I want to devour more.
Mitt Romney’s African-American outreach has apparently hit a bit of a snag.
Mitt knows that it feels good to rub on your messy parts, but it’s germy and he will punch you in the back!
What’s the deal with Mitt Romney’s running mate?
Paul Ryan is a risky choice who will have conservatives cheering and liberals salivating.
That’s up from 38 percent in 2010. Give his PR people a big raise.
Obama is bloodying Romney’s face like a bare-knuckled brawler.
The woman who got Obama elected was hanging with his nemesis on Friday.
Mitt Romney likes lakes, jokes, iPads, people… in fact, Mitt likes all sorts of diverse things. Just not vampires. Absolutely no vampires.
Mitt Romney lays down some beatboxing to connect with young voters. Straight one percent gangsta!