Florida officials are warning about an invasion of deadly disease carrying primates.


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Officials in Germany confiscated pop star Justin Bieber’s monkey after the singer tried to bring the animal into the country without the required documents.

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The former owner of the well-dressed monkey found wandering around a Toronto IKEA store has said she’s raising funds to get him back.

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The Iranian President joins the ranks of the most ridiculous candidates for space travel ever.

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What’s better than a monkey? Why, a monkey with guns of course! The NRA would surely approve.

1 year ago Comment

Now that Iran has a monkey in space this seems like the perfect time to look back at some photos of… animals in spaaaaaaace!

1 year ago Comment

At least it wasn’t a nuclear monkey.

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Bojangles likes bananas, but likes porn even more.

1 year ago Comment

You’ve heard about the monkey at a Canadian Ikea store, but the little fella did a lot more than shop. Get the primates full adventure story.

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It’s the key to a happy home and a successful business: Breastfeed your monkeys.

1 year ago Comment

Everything is better with monkeys. Science experiments, economic inequality, Internet videos, etc. Everything.

1 year ago Comment

Raised by monkeys, found by hunters, sold as a prostitute — and she turned out okay. Go figure.

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