Mr. T hooked up with first lady Nancy Reagan under the mistletoe?! Egg nog is a hell of a drug, people.
Duh. duh-duh! Duh-duh, duh! Yeah, you know the theme song to The A-Team when you read it, right? Jump into our cool black van and go back to a time when television was totally ’80s — and totally awesome.
This might just be the most epic rap battle yet. One runs with the A-Team and eats fools for breakfast while sporting more bling than any rapper in the game. The other lives in the world of make-believe and racks up Emmys left and right.
Superman retires and Mr. T is calling out the man of steel for his lack of heart. I truly pity the fool that goes up against Mr. T., even if he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
How about some Hulk head swapping? Mr. T Yoda? Alligator hoverboard, perhaps? Photoshop can result in some pretty ridiculous images and this gallery is just the tip of the iceberg.
When he’s not busy blowing things up with the A-Team or shopping for gold jewelry, Mr. T is available for awful infomercials.
It’s a retro weekend at the box office this June, as two major-league 80s franchises face off. I can easily report that The A-Team comes out on top. So how does the long-awaited reboot of the TV classic fare?
If you didn’t get Mom anything, send her this classic video of Mr. T rapping about how you gotta be nice to the lady who carried you in her belly.
It’s time once again for us to take a look at the DVD and Blu-Ray discs that are begging you to take them home and watch them over and over again, each time delving deeper into the mystery and wonder of filmic entertainment. Let’s get to it.
It’s Friday, and that means new movies to mainline into your eyeballs until your armpits smell like popcorn and you bleed RC Cola. That’s a scientific thing that actually happens if you watch too many movies. Let’s get to the releases. Jennifer’s Body…