How to Survive Gathering of the Juggalos

Forget Bonnaroo. Forget Coachella. Forget Lollapalooza. We’ve got your survival guide for the ONLY music festival you need to know about this summer – the Gathering of the Juggalos.

Coachella 2013

Coachella 2013 is coming and it wants your money. Sunburns, dead cell batteries, and frustrated lines await you. Don’t even try to resist.

Outside Lands 2012 Lineup

August 10th-12th in San Fran’s Golden Gate Park: Metallica, Neil Young, Jack White, Stevie Wonder, Skrillex, Foo Fighters, Beck, Sigur Ros, Norah Jones, The Kills, Regina Spektor, Passion Pit, Big Boi, Santigold, MSTRKRFT, Die Antwoord, The Walkmen, Washed Out, Alabama Shakes and more to come.

Coachella’s Exclusive All-Hologram Lineup

Seems Tupac’s appearance at Coachella last weekend was such a hit they’re gonna go ahead and do an all hologram festival. It’s a totally decent lineup – Jesus, Rodney Dangerfield and Hank Williams opening day three is major.