For those who would do harm to others on intra-city light rail transportation, beware. For in the shadows lurks … SUBWAY NINJA!
Not your standard stripper by night, ninja by later that night story here.
Backyard ninja Will Keith gives 81 water bottles the ol’ what for. It’s just as funny as you imagine it would be.
Ninjas + Jedi light sabers, this just may be the extinction of all mankind as we know it, or the most awesome thing in the history of the universe. It could go either way.
Mom always said, “Be careful if a street ninja challenges you to a duel. You may be ambushed by a Canadian Improv Group.” These guys learned that the hard way.
Two ninjas go to battle and in keeping with customary ninja etiquette, somebody’s going to have to die. Hey, tradition is tradition.
After the sisters of this abbey judo chop your ass into next Sunday, they’ll be sure to gather around and pray over your black and blue body.
Maybe you’re not ready to start a family yet with your significant other, and your girl isn’t going for the pill. Perhaps you should offer her Birth Control Ninja. Cuz nothing keeps the white-tailed penis demons at bay like a tiny deadly assassin.
Think you’re the ninja master of fruit on your iPhone? One man thought the same thing and decided to try it out in real life. Grasshopper still has much to learn.
Director Takashi Miike’s epic samurai adventure tells the story of a group of assassins come together for a suicide mission to kill an evil lord.