Technology for those annoying days when you’re simultaneously chilly and desperate for a hug.
Rush Limbaugh apparently believes that concepts can harm your penis. Sounds like someone’s makes excuses.
Next Mayor Bloomberg will require all New Yorkers to wear diapers and after that he’ll start personally breastfeeding everyone in NYC.
Isiah Thomas is coming back to the Knicks. Ready your suicide katanas, Knicks fans, the good times have ended.
The Republican National Convention has a mystery speaker. Let me get my House cane and try to figure out who it is.
New Jersey is trying to outlaw dogs sticking their heads out the window. Clearly the most pressing issue of our time.
Oh good, just what every child needs, a public shaming. There’s no way that could possibly backfire.
The end of summer is upon us and that means it’s time for National Go Topless day on August 26. We’re guessing there’s gonna be a lot of men calling out “sick” that day.
Gun violence is a problem in the US. Shouldn’t we at least discuss how to fix it?
Brangelina’s marriage and the anniversary celebration of Pitt’s bigot mom both show the power couple don’t give a crap about the gay community.
The film adaptation of ‘ALF’ is on the way and here’s the bad news: ALF won’t be a puppet. Boooooo.