A child’s “diyet” plan proves our appearance obsessed culture has no age boundaries.


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Technology for those annoying days when you’re simultaneously chilly and desperate for a hug.

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Rush Limbaugh apparently believes that concepts can harm your penis. Sounds like someone’s makes excuses.

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Next Mayor Bloomberg will require all New Yorkers to wear diapers and after that he’ll start personally breastfeeding everyone in NYC.

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Isiah Thomas is coming back to the Knicks. Ready your suicide katanas, Knicks fans, the good times have ended.

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The Republican National Convention has a mystery speaker. Let me get my House cane and try to figure out who it is.

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New Jersey is trying to outlaw dogs sticking their heads out the window. Clearly the most pressing issue of our time.

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Oh good, just what every child needs, a public shaming. There’s no way that could possibly backfire.

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The end of summer is upon us and that means it’s time for National Go Topless day on August 26. We’re guessing there’s gonna be a lot of men calling out “sick” that day.

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Gun violence is a problem in the US. Shouldn’t we at least discuss how to fix it?

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Brangelina’s marriage and the anniversary celebration of Pitt’s bigot mom both show the power couple don’t give a crap about the gay community.

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The film adaptation of ‘ALF’ is on the way and here’s the bad news: ALF won’t be a puppet. Boooooo.

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