The most offensive part of the videos is … well .. the body hair. It’s scarring. I’ll never look at thickets the same way again.
In the so called “post-steroids” era of baseball, where PED’s are generally frowned upon by the commish, one of the Giant’s best players will not be in play come Tuesday evening. That man is of course Melky Cabrera, and that reason, is complete garbage.
Rush Limbaugh apparently believes that concepts can harm your penis. Sounds like someone’s makes excuses.
Next Mayor Bloomberg will require all New Yorkers to wear diapers and after that he’ll start personally breastfeeding everyone in NYC.
Isiah Thomas is coming back to the Knicks. Ready your suicide katanas, Knicks fans, the good times have ended.
The Republican National Convention has a mystery speaker. Let me get my House cane and try to figure out who it is.
New Jersey is trying to outlaw dogs sticking their heads out the window. Clearly the most pressing issue of our time.
Oh good, just what every child needs, a public shaming. There’s no way that could possibly backfire.