A child’s “diyet” plan proves our appearance obsessed culture has no age boundaries.


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The Republican National Convention has a mystery speaker. Let me get my House cane and try to figure out who it is.

2 years ago Comment

New Jersey is trying to outlaw dogs sticking their heads out the window. Clearly the most pressing issue of our time.

2 years ago Comment

Oh good, just what every child needs, a public shaming. There’s no way that could possibly backfire.

2 years ago Comment

The end of summer is upon us and that means it’s time for National Go Topless day on August 26. We’re guessing there’s gonna be a lot of men calling out “sick” that day.

2 years ago Comment

Gun violence is a problem in the US. Shouldn’t we at least discuss how to fix it?

2 years ago Comment

Brangelina’s marriage and the anniversary celebration of Pitt’s bigot mom both show the power couple don’t give a crap about the gay community.

2 years ago Comment

The film adaptation of ‘ALF’ is on the way and here’s the bad news: ALF won’t be a puppet. Boooooo.

2 years ago Comment

New York City shut down a vibrator giveaway. City gov. voted biggest party pooper of the year.

2 years ago Comment

By comparing himself to Michael Jordan, Michael Phelps showed just how much he is exactly like Michael Jordan.

2 years ago Comment

Normal people use Facebook. Psycho killers don’t.

2 years ago Comment

Pop music is terrible. Science has proved this. Take that, Katie Perry!

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According to a new report the global elite are hiding up to $32 trillion in offshore tax havens. I don’t even think my brain can compute that number.

2 years ago Comment

I know you’re going to say no. There’s no way your school, a paragon of excellence and morality, could every possibly be the next Penn State. Except for where it could.

2 years ago Comment

The White House rejects a petition to legalize marijuana for PTSD sufferers while suicide among soldiers is at an alarming rate. Will this move sacrifice lives?

2 years ago Comment

Rotten Tomatoes takes a step into the rotten world of censorship.

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