They’re kinda dumb, carry disease and half penises half their body size. Shredder shouldn’t have any problem with these reptiles.
Look out mad men and mad women, your favorite misogynistic, alcoholic, cancerific drama is back on television in five days.
“Dude, your parents are out of town this weekend! Party! We’re all gonna get crazy laid!” That happened like twice in the history of high school.
“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I am pregnant, Christ is my Baby”- Mary introducing herself to the innkeepers who let her stay in the manger.
Almost as good as the scene where Patrick cuts up the two hookers while watching Yo Gabba Gabba.
Like your tiny marshmallows and oats with a side of Michael Bay sized explosions? Pick up your spoons and prepare for war!
Oooh the drama … so sad …. someone pass the tissue … Why can’t they just work it out? …. *eats an entire container of ice cream*
Bruce is kind of a weirdo and the Joker is a total psycho, but Harvey Dent, OMG! Sooooo hot!
This is better than that time the time Bill taught the Cosby kids about gay marriage using interpretive dance.
Nothing brings a Thanksgiving spread together quite like a Heisenberg pie. Mmmm, mmm, that’s good meth!
“Hey, baby! You’re gonna die! Groovy, yeah!”
This may be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
Felix Baumgartner’s iconic freefall jump gets recreated with LEGOs, and this time without the risk of blood boiling.
You just opened a bag of chips, but only have half a jar of salsa left. What are you gonna do with all those chips?! #LifeIsMiserable
Logging onto Facebook and running to the bathroom to drop yesterday’s lunch – you’d be surprised but the parallels are uncanny.