You just opened a bag of chips, but only have half a jar of salsa left. What are you gonna do with all those chips?! #LifeIsMiserable
Logging onto Facebook and running to the bathroom to drop yesterday’s lunch – you’d be surprised but the parallels are uncanny.
Walt and Jesse would have fit in perfectly with ABC’s classic TGIF lineup.
In the honest trailer for The Hunger Games poor kids learn about frosting decoration. I must have missed that the first time around.
NASA’s being feeling pretty cocky lately with this whole Mars Rover thing. The rocket nerds are now throwing up their own LMFAO cover for the red planet win.
Gotta say, that lesbian Bieber hair looks pretty natural on C3-PO. He only wants to be the #1 droid in your life.
What happens when 5 nymphos and the winner of a Tombstone Pizza contest find themselves under the same roof? You guessed it, non-stop bad decisions.
The wonder of the Tap Light helps you make the most of your drinking problem. Hooray, another win for technology nobody asked for.
I’m sure this breakup song is going to make George Lucas take a hard look at what he’s done to the Star Wars franchise… before he goes back to swimming in his pool of money.