Aliens: The Musical

Coming to Broadway this fall, the story of a strange orphan girl and her rise to superstardom against the chest bursting aliens that are trying to shatter her dreams.

Gatorade Buzz

It’s about time science figured out a way to fuse together unhealthy quantities of booze and the thirst quenching refreshment of mass marketed sports drinks.

Pizza Hut’s F*ck You Pizza

Pizza Hut’s got a message for the world: “F U, you’ll eat what we tell you to and you’ll come back asking for seconds!” Eat this pizza and your stomach may just file a restraining order against you.

Coachella 2013

Coachella 2013 is coming and it wants your money. Sunburns, dead cell batteries, and frustrated lines await you. Don’t even try to resist.

First Commenter on the Internet

The first comment on an Internet post is something magical, but who was the “first, first”? This mystery of the universe is finally revealed when investigators track down this commenting pioneer.

The Avengers Video Game May Disappoint You

You know you’re going to see The Avengers movie, so you might as well buy game too. Marvel’s packed the game together on five separate discs for your convenience. Alright, that was an outright lie, it’s really not very convenient at all. Those comic book peddling, bastards!

Star Fox Space Oddity

“Ground control to Fox McCloud… don’t forget your fancy scarf.” It’s no surprise that Fox is jamming out to some David Bowie while doing barrel rolls. Dude needs something to distract him from Falco’s nagging.