Rejoice, nerds! Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars filibuster has been animated and it’s just as great as you would hope for.
The man knows his Star Wars and will not be silenced!
It’s a common belief that writing “first” began with the Internet, but historians are now discovering that this trolling practice has been going on since mankind’s earliest beginnings.
Trolling on the Internet is even more difficult when you’re getting your Wi-Fi from under a bridge.
The first comment on an Internet post is something magical, but who was the “first, first”? This mystery of the universe is finally revealed when investigators track down this commenting pioneer.
This weekend’s offerings include Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, The Sitter, Young Adult and We Need to Talk About Kevin.
I think the lesson we can take away from this is, life’s tough, wear a cup.