Sorry fellas, contrary to what a gal might tell you, size does in fact matter.
The man was a substitute at West College Prep in Colorado.
If you’re a guy, you won’t be shocked.
He’s taken over 100 women to bed, a feat even some naturally endowed men can’t claim.
Chubby Checker is pissed over dudes trying to check their chubbies.
It grows a new juvenile penis once sex is complete, and can repeat the process at least three times.
We consider ourselves experts in the fields of funny dog pictures and stuff that looks like dongs. Finally, something brings those two fields together.
Slightly more phallic than the Eiffel Tower yet slightly less “braggy” than Big Ben. (Heyoooooo!)
Ever wondered why you get morning wood? Well, there’s an answer and we have a video explaining it.
It’s the kind of contest where the winner is actually the loser.
It’s bad enough he was getting it stuck, but did he really have to tell 6,000 people?
The veteran claims a nurse iced his penis so long it got frostbite, forcing amputation of his member.
These people give a whole new meaning to “she’s got you by the balls, dude.”
If Kim Jong-un eradicates the rest of the world, he’ll have the biggest pantaloon python. It all makes sense now.