Benjy Bronk is the one who yelled “Don’t take me to an elevator!” at the Roger Goodell press conference. It’s not his first stunt.
Jessica Lee might look like your average American good girl, but the apparently aspiring chemist has something else on her mind.
You know you’ve got roommates with a twisted sense of humor when they remodel your room to resemble that of 6-year-old girl’s.
You can’t drive drunk if you’re crying on the bathroom floor like a baby.
“Hey mom, I’m a carnival ride of gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis!” Just another hilariously cruel Twitter prank from the warped mind of Nathan Fielder.
Think twice about where you choose to take a leak or suffer the consequences.
It’s amazing how a single tweet can create a ripple that ends relationships around the world. Mwahahahaha!
Let it be known, if you mess with your school’s yearbook – you WILL go to prison. Okay, probably not, but you might get detention.
Nothing like making a practical use of one’s time by texting people who are trying to run a legitimate business.
You can ask your mom to pay your cell phone bill or buy you drugs, but not both.
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