Seth MacFarlane as the voice of a 30-something, pot-smoking, chick-banging teddy bear? Yes please. The Family Guy creator does triple duty as writer, director and voice star of Ted. John Bennett made a childhood wish that his beloved stuffed animal come to life and be his best friend. Now, 30 years later, he just won’t move out.
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane hits the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice of Ted. He tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish and has refused to leave his side ever since.
It it possible that this will actually be funny? Rattled by sudden unemployment, an NYC couple surveys alternative living options, ultimately deciding to experiment with living on a rural commune where free love rules. Free love means sex and drugs.
Writer / director Bobcat Goldthwait brings you Bonnie and Clyde for the 21st Century as a 45 year old man and a teenage girl go on a killing spree in this bloody black comedy about living in the modern world.
In this retelling of not too distant history, FDR rides a “wheelchair of death” to save the world from werewolves who carry the polio virus, including werewolf versions of Hitler, Mussolini, and Emperor Hirohito.
Somehow these two guys get a billion dollars to make a movie. Of course, bizarre and disgusting antics ensue as their dreams of stardom run terribly off course. Prepare yourselves, the movie hits in March.
Charlize Theron is Mavis Gary, a writer of teen literature who returns to her small hometown to relive her glory days and attempt to reclaim her happily married high school sweetheart. She’s not making friends along the way.
When four 40-something college friends meet up for their annual reunion at the beach, things start to spiral out of control, and a pact they made as young men is revisited. Along with copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.
The prequel to the 1982 John Carpenter classic, it’s got a great looking monster and a bunch of actors you’ve never heard of. Hits theaters in October.
Here’s another Red Band trailer: When the world’s most irresponsible babysitter takes three of the world’s worst kids on an overnight adventure through the streets of NYC, it’s anyone’s guess who’s going to make it home in one piece.