Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane hits the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice of Ted. He tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish and has refused to leave his side ever since.
It it possible that this will actually be funny? Rattled by sudden unemployment, an NYC couple surveys alternative living options, ultimately deciding to experiment with living on a rural commune where free love rules. Free love means sex and drugs.
Writer / director Bobcat Goldthwait brings you Bonnie and Clyde for the 21st Century as a 45 year old man and a teenage girl go on a killing spree in this bloody black comedy about living in the modern world.
In this retelling of not too distant history, FDR rides a “wheelchair of death” to save the world from werewolves who carry the polio virus, including werewolf versions of Hitler, Mussolini, and Emperor Hirohito.
Somehow these two guys get a billion dollars to make a movie. Of course, bizarre and disgusting antics ensue as their dreams of stardom run terribly off course. Prepare yourselves, the movie hits in March.
Charlize Theron is Mavis Gary, a writer of teen literature who returns to her small hometown to relive her glory days and attempt to reclaim her happily married high school sweetheart. She’s not making friends along the way.
When four 40-something college friends meet up for their annual reunion at the beach, things start to spiral out of control, and a pact they made as young men is revisited. Along with copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.
The prequel to the 1982 John Carpenter classic, it’s got a great looking monster and a bunch of actors you’ve never heard of. Hits theaters in October.
Here’s another Red Band trailer: When the world’s most irresponsible babysitter takes three of the world’s worst kids on an overnight adventure through the streets of NYC, it’s anyone’s guess who’s going to make it home in one piece.
You’ll have to wait until December for this foul-mouthed comedy, but here’s the first Red Band trailer. Jonah Hill is a college student on suspension who gets coaxed into babysitting the kids next door, though he is fully unprepared for the wild night ahead of him.
Dave and Mitch are best friends with very different lives. Dave (Jason Bateman) is married with three kids, Mitch (Ryan Reynolds) is a still-single man-child. One drunken night they somehow switch bodies and have to live each other’s lives while they try to figure out how to switch back.