Robert Pattinson
What Movie Should I Watch This Weekend?

You could spend your time in a vampire apocalypse (Stake Land), or watch circus folk fall for each other and a pachyderm (Water For Elephants), but your best bet might be watching yourself get sold (Pom Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold).

Put R-Patz On Your Crotch

Twilight – this has got to stop. It’s just a Goddamn movie about vampires, not a new Bible. I mean, not yet – nobody really knows what that crazy Mormon is going to get up to next. And what’s the deal with the massive sexual attraction the world seems to have for Robert Pattinson…