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They’re creating them to take over parental responsibilities.
It’s like it’s straight out of a “Terminator” movie.
Okay, how much more Gangnam Style could there possibly be in the world? We’re at peak Gangnam, we are fully saturated with Gangnam.
Robots make hangovers worse and binge eating impossible. Smile!
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Strap a machine gun on this thing and we’re just one step away from a robo apocalypse. Somebody call John Conor!
Damn those robots! Always making trouble! Eliminate their asses in this fun free web game.
Remember that nerdy guy in high school that was always taking apart his computer and trying to put it back together? Well, now he’s probably getting paid crazy money for inventing insane robot warriors.
You know what, man, robots have it easy. They don’t have to think or eat or apologize to people for farting even if they don’t mean it. And that’s just ridiculous, that we’ve invented something that has it easier than we do…
So the latest madness from the grave of Michael Jackson is that the crazed popstar had grand plans for a robot duplicate of himself to be made from insanely detailed 3-D full-body scans. The robot MJ apparently was to be used to imitate the reclusive star in certain awkward situations…