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Todd Akin’s Legitimate Rape Pharmaceutical Commercial

If you suffer from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (S.L.U.T.), there’s now a solution to shut that whole thing down.

Homeless or Fashion Model? Take the Quiz

Bullies For America: Wussy Kids Need Us

Gigantic Spiders Terrorize Nature Show Host

10 Animals Pissed Off That Sharks Have Their Own Week

Shocking Anti-Gay Chic-fil-A Commercial

Not even gay friendly NYC can resist the deliciousness of a fresh Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Mmmm-mmm, that’s tasty oppression!

#WhiteGirlProblems

Don’t Believe the Hype, Laptops Are Not Food

Undercover Reporting and Old Fashioned Racism

Silence Your Crying Children with Nap Time

#WhiteBoyProblems

Yo, starving people of third world countries and every minority that has ever had it tough, white boys have problems, too. You have no idea how upsetting it is to discover J.Crew discontinued your favorite chinos.

A Look at Presidential Candidates in 2040

Horrible Tips in Parenting From Jon Benjamin

Facebook’s Hipster Shopping List

Living with Pimp Walk

Todd Akin’s Legitimate Rape Pharmaceutical Commercial

Homeless or Fashion Model? Take the Quiz

Bullies For America: Wussy Kids Need Us

Gigantic Spiders Terrorize Nature Show Host

Spiders really have no other function than to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on our planet. Kill them with fire!

10 Animals Pissed Off That Sharks Have Their Own Week

Shocking Anti-Gay Chic-fil-A Commercial

#WhiteGirlProblems

Don’t Believe the Hype, Laptops Are Not Food

Undercover Reporting and Old Fashioned Racism

When investigating the black market industry of counterfeit goods in Chinatown, nothing gives you that journalistic edge quite like good ol’ fashioned racism.

Silence Your Crying Children with Nap Time

#WhiteBoyProblems

A Look at Presidential Candidates in 2040

Horrible Tips in Parenting From Jon Benjamin

Facebook’s Hipster Shopping List

Instagram wasn’t the only hipster fan fave that Facebook has had their eye on. The social media giant has a whole shopping list of hipster keepsakes that they’ll soon pay a ridiculous amount of money for, and toss down the gullet of the mainstream.