Yo, starving people of third world countries and every minority that has ever had it tough, white boys have problems, too. You have no idea how upsetting it is to discover J.Crew discontinued your favorite chinos.

Facebook’s Hipster Shopping List

Instagram wasn’t the only hipster fan fave that Facebook has had their eye on. The social media giant has a whole shopping list of hipster keepsakes that they’ll soon pay a ridiculous amount of money for, and toss down the gullet of the mainstream.