If you suffer from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (S.L.U.T.), there’s now a solution to shut that whole thing down.
Not even gay friendly NYC can resist the deliciousness of a fresh Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Mmmm-mmm, that’s tasty oppression!
Yo, starving people of third world countries and every minority that has ever had it tough, white boys have problems, too. You have no idea how upsetting it is to discover J.Crew discontinued your favorite chinos.
Spiders really have no other function than to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on our planet. Kill them with fire!
When investigating the black market industry of counterfeit goods in Chinatown, nothing gives you that journalistic edge quite like good ol’ fashioned racism.
Instagram wasn’t the only hipster fan fave that Facebook has had their eye on. The social media giant has a whole shopping list of hipster keepsakes that they’ll soon pay a ridiculous amount of money for, and toss down the gullet of the mainstream.