Sexting may be the preferred choice for pervin’ politicians, but there’s a whole world of methods out there for them to creep with. Check out these 10 alternatives to sexting…


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If you suffer from Sexually Liberated Uterine Tendencies (S.L.U.T.), there’s now a solution to shut that whole thing down.

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New York Fashion Week is in full swing and it can be kinda weird. We can’t tell who’s homeless and who just wants to look homeless.

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Human evolution needs bullies. How else are the puss-ass cowards of the school yard going to become the great innovators of the future?

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Spiders really have no other function than to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on our planet. Kill them with fire!

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It may be Shark Week, but we’ve rounded up 10 animals that feel they deserve their own respective week of Discovery Channel programming.

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Not even gay friendly NYC can resist the deliciousness of a fresh Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Mmmm-mmm, that’s tasty oppression!

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Your Instagram Starbucks photo didn’t come out right and you lost a follower on Pintrest, nooooooooo!!! #lifeissocruel

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Believe it or not, science has proven that laptops provide absolutely zero nutritional value. Don’t eat your laptop, try these delicious alternatives instead.

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When investigating the black market industry of counterfeit goods in Chinatown, nothing gives you that journalistic edge quite like good ol’ fashioned racism.

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Let’s face it, kids suck. That constant crying is nothing but a headache and totally ruins any enjoyment of watching TV or doing “adult stuff”. Luckily, there’s a new product on the market to put a cork in those cry holes of theirs.

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Yo, starving people of third world countries and every minority that has ever had it tough, white boys have problems, too. You have no idea how upsetting it is to discover J.Crew discontinued your favorite chinos.

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Surprise, surprise, a troubling new report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to hold political office due to their embarrassing Facebook photos and status updates.

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Jon Benjamin speaks to his son in a British accent. Oh, I feel I should also mention that he’s not British… and his 9-yr-old son has no idea.

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Instagram wasn’t the only hipster fan fave that Facebook has had their eye on. The social media giant has a whole shopping list of hipster keepsakes that they’ll soon pay a ridiculous amount of money for, and toss down the gullet of the mainstream.

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Pimp Walk is a socially crippling condition that affects dozens of people each year. This is one courageous woman’s story.

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