Life lesson, kids: Eels don’t belong in buttholes.
British comedian Russell Brand wants a BIG bite of Americana. And he doesn’t care about tooth decay.
He’s a multi-tasker, if nothing else.
A new glove to make love.
Many women could be in for a big surprise approximately nine months from now.
“He looks like a piece of art all tatted up, all sexy, black and beautiful.” Right.
Wright faces up to 10 months in the clink after copping to a steamy crime that turned Kennebunk, Maine, upside down.
Practice safe sex and make your meat taste like meat.
Kuban allegedly went on the “casual encounters” section of the site and posed as a “senior lady” seeking to “meet a gentleman in his 50s that is hung and can give me some pleasuring.”
“I mean, I don’t want to brag about it,” Franco told Howard Stern.
The sex was to die for. Ha!
Maybe this 12-year-old hit puberty early..
Pirouettes, sautés and sex.
Fun’s over, kids.
The new name for Maine’s scratch-off tickets is rubbing retailers the wrong way.