The Pope has left the papacy and the Catholic church for a higher calling – joining Lord Vader as the new emperor of the Sith.
Disney is squeezing the pennies out of this franchise anyway they can…and why shouldn’t they?
We may not be getting a Death Star, but aircraft lasers are going to be a reality in 2014.
Needs more lens flare!
Will J.J. Abrams destroy Star Wars with too many lens flares? Maybe. Here’s how he might go about that.
J.J. Abrams isn’t a bad choice to direct Star Wars Episode VII, but he’s the wrong choice. Fins out why inside.
Star Wars fans rejoice, we’re in safe hands.
We’ve lost count of all the Star Wars TV show rumors, but we still believe it can happen.
Gamers will be able to buy an expansion pack where users can select “flirtatious dialogue” options with characters of the same gender, but only on a separate planet.
Sorry to all you Darth Vaders out there, it’s just not happening.
May the force be with you in your marriage, George Lucas!
Is America about to cross over to the Dark Side?
Other Star Wars taglines Best Buy tried include: May The Geek Squad Be With You and We Promise We Won’t Sell Out To Disney.
Beyond simply Episode VII, Episides VIII and IX are set for production as well (and bringing back an old great in the process).
George Lucas talking about new Star Wars! George Lucas talking about new Star Wars! Do I really need to sell you more?