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1 month ago 13 Comments

Sorry to all you Darth Vaders out there, it’s just not happening.

1 year ago Comment

May the force be with you in your marriage, George Lucas!

1 year ago Comment

Is America about to cross over to the Dark Side?

1 year ago Comment

Other Star Wars taglines Best Buy tried include: May The Geek Squad Be With You and We Promise We Won’t Sell Out To Disney.

1 year ago Comment

Beyond simply Episode VII, Episides VIII and IX are set for production as well (and bringing back an old great in the process).

1 year ago Comment

George Lucas talking about new Star Wars! George Lucas talking about new Star Wars! Do I really need to sell you more?

1 year ago Comment

Star Wars VII has a writer! And it’s a Pixar guy! My one man campaign for a Pixar Star Wars movie is working!

1 year ago Comment

Taiwanese animators have put together their own play-by-play of what the Disney Star Wars movie might look like. Gotta say, not too shabby.

1 year ago Comment

Not even the Force is strong enough to stop the Disney Empire. “Bow down to lord Mickey, you will.”

1 year ago Comment

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Darth Vader got himself a cute little bunny rabbit and called off the Galactic Empire attack.

2 years ago Comment

Injured by a negligent Storm Trooper? Attacked by a rabid Wookie? Call Lando Calrissian. He’ll fight for you and your galactic Empire rights.

2 years ago Comment

There are more film ideas dumped into a vats of acid than stray dogs in Puerto Rico. Could they have been mega-hits? We’ll never know, but it’s fun to hypothesize.

2 years ago Comment

Gotta say, that lesbian Bieber hair looks pretty natural on C3-PO. He only wants to be the #1 droid in your life.

2 years ago Comment

Darth Vader sits down to have a conversation with his 12-year-old self. The conversation revolves around The Death Star, rebel scum, droids… ya know, the usual Galactic empire stuff.

2 years ago Comment

What do Stormtroopers do when Lord Vader lets them have the day off? They grab their motocross bikes and lay down some carnage on the sandy dunes of planet Tatooine.

2 years ago Comment