Rejoice, nerds! Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars filibuster has been animated and it’s just as great as you would hope for.
The start of the new “Star Wars” films will begin filming early next year.
Don’t ask Harrison Ford about Star Wars unless you want Han Solo sticking a lightsaber up your ass.
The man knows his Star Wars and will not be silenced!
Enslaved by a giant blob? Thrown down a power reactor? Victim of an x-wing accident? The law offices of Ack Pack will fight for you!
Wait, this guy’s still alive?
Harrison Ford isn’t too old to make his Han Solo comeback.
The Pope has left the papacy and the Catholic church for a higher calling – joining Lord Vader as the new emperor of the Sith.
Disney is squeezing the pennies out of this franchise anyway they can…and why shouldn’t they?
We may not be getting a Death Star, but aircraft lasers are going to be a reality in 2014.