In episode 2 of the The Steven Seagal Show, Steven tries to get a refund at a fast food restaurant and things naturally turn into a blood bath. People just can’t learn, crossing Steven only results in a severe shortening of life.


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Grab a bottle and break it over the heads of these fine examples of the rough and tumble practice of pub pugilism, all available for immediate brawling on Netflix.

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When you’re a man like Steven Seagal, sometimes you’re in such a deep focus that you overlook the little things – like a corpse hanging off your arm.

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Steven Seagal and Tommy Lee Jones are about to bust a move and get funky at the Knife Fight Dance Party.

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Steven Seagal returns as the Navy cook who’s good with knives in this not-bad action sequel set aboard a speeding locomotive hijacked by bad guys who want to blow stuff up.

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Steven Seagal has been beating up the bad guys since 1988 – that’s a lot of ass kicking. Ever stop to wonder how many bad guy bones he’s broken over the years? Somebody finally counted, and its a lot.

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This week’s new flicks include Machete, Going The Distance and more.

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Anderson Silva prepares for his upcoming title defense at UFC 117 against Chael Sonnen by bringing in action star Steven Seagal to help him train. And it actually looks legit.

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An assassin named Machete is betrayed and hunted down in a film that stars almost everyone you can imagine.

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Every week, I find five things that make me proud to live in these Great United States. This week, it’s golf, zombies, a fat Chinese kid, and more.

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We here at Heavy are providing you with a glimpse at what would happen if you made the mistake of trying to tangle with the world’s top action stars.

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Armwrestle Dick Cheney / partial robot / cyborg Dick Cheney. Swim through an Olympic-size pool of Vicks Vapo-Rub to save a little girl (little girl can be blind for amped-up drama factor). Punch a bullet so hard it flies back in the gun and explodes…

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