Twilight New Moon
Team Edward Vs. Team Jacob: What Does America Think?

In the history of great rivalries, North vs. South, fat vs. thin, Speidi vs. the world, none have approached the intensity and potential for violence as Team Edward vs. Team Jacob.If you’re blissfully ignorant of the whole Twilight thing, read our Non-Idiot’s Guide To Twilight…

Edward Cullen Has Every STD

You know, this makes a lot of sense. Dude’s a million hears old and drinks blood every day. Do you know what kind of things live in blood? Nasty things.

Team Edward Vs. Team Jacob: What Does America Think?

In the history of great rivalries, North vs. South, fat vs. thin, Speidi vs. the world, none have approached the intensity and potential for violence as Team Edward vs. Team Jacob.If you’re blissfully ignorant of the whole Twilight thing, read our Non-Idiot’s Guide To Twilight…