Full Release: Music

Looking to do some last-minute Christmas shopping? Why not give the gift of music with some new releases from the recording industry’s top stars?

Midnight Is Vampire Time: New Moon Shatters Records

Well, this should come as no surprise – The Twilight Saga: New Moon cleaned up at the box office like nobody’s business, with over $140 million raked in on opening weekend. Easily shattering the previous midnight opening record (with $26.3 million) and the opening day record ($62.2 million)…

Full Release: Movies

Movie night! Time to drill a hole into the bottom of the popcorn bucket, drop your drawers and get a little loving from Hollywood! This week’s big news is Twilight: New Moon, which will attract every single preteen girl in America to the theaters like a moth to a sparkly undead flame…

Team Edward Vs. Team Jacob: What Does America Think?

In the history of great rivalries, North vs. South, fat vs. thin, Speidi vs. the world, none have approached the intensity and potential for violence as Team Edward vs. Team Jacob.If you’re blissfully ignorant of the whole Twilight thing, read our Non-Idiot’s Guide To Twilight…

The Non-Idiot’s Guide To Twilight

So here we are, on the eve of the release of the exciting new film that will redefine cinema for the next generation: THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON. I’d say that this is an intentional insult to the Norse sagas, because Vikings might have been the biggest badasses…

Edward Cullen Has Every STD

You know, this makes a lot of sense. Dude’s a million hears old and drinks blood every day. Do you know what kind of things live in blood? Nasty things.

Christian Serratos Gets Naked For PETA

Okay, I’m kind of split on People for the Ethical Treatment Of Animals (you know, PETA) – on one hand, they’re responsible for some of the dumbest PR stunts in human history, with their annoying ultra-alarmist slogans…

Put R-Patz On Your Crotch

Twilight – this has got to stop. It’s just a Goddamn movie about vampires, not a new Bible. I mean, not yet – nobody really knows what that crazy Mormon is going to get up to next. And what’s the deal with the massive sexual attraction the world seems to have for Robert Pattinson…