The Islamic State has captured Tataouine, Tunisia, a remote village from which George Lucas drew the name of Luke Skywalker’s home planet in his Star Wars saga.


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A mother in Colorado took her away her 12-year-old daughter’s iPhone. Big mistake.

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Dmitry Golubovskiy, CEO of Esquire Russia, pronounced the chemical name of titin, the largest known protein, which has 189,819 letters. It took over 3 hours.

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A Republican lawmaker from Iowa was caught reading the book Sex After Sixty during a house debate. He is 59 years old.

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Four students have been hospitalized after eating Pot Brownies at Spruce Creek High School in Florida.

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According to cops in Iowa, Slipknot guitarist Mick Thomson was stabbed in the head by his brother.

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A private school football player is accused of beheading three puppies and posting a video of it to Snapchat.

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While unsuspecting patrons perused the stacks of the local library, Alexa Moore was brazenly exposing herself online.

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A reverend who was the Dean of Students at a Boston High School has been charged with intent to murder. Rev. Harrison is also accused of running a drug operation.

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Vegas showgirl Mariah Rivera said she’d go to Austin Moore’s junior prom in Oregon if he could get 10,000 retweets. He didn’t quite make it but she wants to go anyway.

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It’s time to see who measures up.

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A perfectly preserved, 10,000-year-old baby woolly rhinoceros has been discovered in the permafrost tundra of the Sakha Republic, Siberia, Russia.

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A senior State Department official has been arrested in D.C., charged with trying to solicit sex from a minor.

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A bio-nuclear engineering student has been has been accused of rape and claims he was re-enacting a scene from 50 Shades of Grey.

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A 21-year-old aspiring rapper claims to be Jay-Z’s love child and is suing to force paternity test.

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Natasha Rose has revealed in an astonishing essay that she had a consensual sexual relationship with her dad when she met him at age 19.

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