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  • Penn State Blames Neil Diamond for Child Molestations, Bans ‘Sweet Caroline’

    Apparently Neil Diamond was the problem all along. Glad we got that solved. It's like the Penn State scandal never happened.

  • Terrible Mom Humiliates Pothead Son with Cruel Walk of Shame

  • Over/Under on Number of Times John Boehner Cries at the RNC

  • Plot to Kill Obama and Overthrow US Gov: Top 10 Facts You Need To Know

  • Death by Javelin: Kid Accidentally Kills Ref in Germany

  • Zero Percent of African-Americans Support Mitt Romney: New Poll Says

    Mitt Romney's African-American outreach has apparently hit a bit of a snag.

  • The 12 Most Shocking Hollywood Suicides

  • Russia Bans Sex Doll River Race in Most Soviet Uniony Move Since Pussy Riot

  • Mind-Blowing Proof You’ve Been Eating Ketchup Wrong Your Whole Life

  • Phyllis Diller Dead: First Lady of Comedy Passes On at Age 95

  • Roger Clemens & the Skeeters: The Kenny Powers Story

    Roger Clemens is just a real life Kenny Powers who had way more success in his pro career. I'm glad he's finally accepted it.

  • Celebrities Say Goodbye to Tony Scott on Twitter

  • Tony Scott Had Inoperable Brain Cancer

  • Brandon Weeden: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

  • Morris Claiborne: Top 10 Facts You Need To Know

  • What Type of Wizard is President Obama?

  • Gun Control: It’s About Damn Time We Discussed It

  • Katy Perry’s Ass Exposed in Surprise Cameo at Water Park

  • Usain Bolt: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

  • The Best Twitter Reactions to Usain Bolt’s 200m Gold Medal Victory

    Twitter is all a-twitter about Usain Bolt's 200m victory. I wonder what it has to say.

  • Usain Bolt Wins Gold in 200-meter, Becomes Most Dominant Runner in History

  • NYC Mayor Bloomberg Says No to Free Vibrators, Leaves Thousands of Women Unfulfilled

  • Top 10 Photos Aly Raisman has Tweeted of Gymnastics Team Having Fun at the Olympics

  • Six-Year-Old Had LEGO Piece Up His Nose for Three Years

  • Aly Raisman Wins Gold in Women’s Floor Exercise!

    Aly Raisman has won a gold medal in the Women's Floor Exercise event just one hour after winning bronze in the Women's Balance Beam competition.

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger 30-for-30: Steroids, Jail & a Homophobic Mom

  • And Here’s the Carmelo Anthony Getting Hit in the Nuts Gif

  • US Olympic Judo Fighter Accidentally Eats Weed-Laced Baked Goods

  • Get Your Dirty Hands Off Aaliyah’s Corpse, Drake

  • Usain Bolt Wins Gold in 100-meter, Holds Off Yohan Blake

    Usain Bolt has won the men's 100-meter track race at the 2012 London Olympics!