Were you looking forward to this fall’s Kanye West / Lady GaGa tour, which saw the two outspoken superstars hitting the road together for ten weeks across the United States? Well tough titty, Timmy, it’s been cancelled. There’s been no official announcement as to why, but the buzz is that it’s coming from GaGa’s camp, not Kanye’s. This comes at a tough time for West, who has made even more Americans think of him as a huge douche than ever. In other news, Taylor Swift is laughing so hard she threw up a pile of money.