Man, how much do I love Guy Ritchie (no homo)? Sure, he hasn’t made a good movie since Snatch, but he’s still an expert at absolutely hilarious interviews, and that makes me happy. His latest pick hit? A year after divorcing adulterous pop crone Madonna, he puts her on blast in Esquire, calling his ex “retarded.” So does that explain her unbelievable physical conditioning – it’s just retard strength? Check the whole interview here.