Okay, I’m kind of split on People for the Ethical Treatment Of Animals (you know, PETA) – on one hand, they’re responsible for some of the dumbest PR stunts in human history, with their annoying ultra-alarmist “all animals are WONDERFUL SPIRITS WHO NEVER EAT EACH OTHER” vegetarian garbage. On the other hand, they’re really good at getting hot chicks to take their clothes off. The latest example? Twilight: New Moon‘s Christian Serratos, who has doffed all her duds in the woods for this latest advert. I’m going to eat a huge steak while I have some private time with this picture, just to maintain balance in the universe.