Lady Gaga Kills Photographer

I’m not even kidding. Apparently Lady Gaga’s retarded outfit at the ACE Awards last night was so ridiculous that it caused a photographer who was taking shots from up on a ladder (all the better to look down Jennifer Love Hewitt’s top, amirite?) to pass out from sheer sensory overload and fall off the ladder to his death. That’s hardcore and this woman should be put in jail. We reached out to Gaga’s people for comment on this awful situation but they gave us the ol’ poker face.

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