Okay, I put the whole thing under the jump for you so you wouldn’t have to look at it, but what the fudge is this shin? Are American women still under the spell of that atrocious harpy Carrie Bradshaw and her three friends, only one of which is remotely attractive? What is the appeal of this garbage? Ladies: your vaginas are old. It’s OK. Do what your mother did, and her mother before her, and get old gracefully. You don’t see me waxing my pubes so I can rock the speedo. Face it: just because you make movies in which vastly younger dudes bone your sandpaper coot doesn’t mean you’re young. You’re just old and pathetic, and no amount of Photoshop is going to rectify that. Check the whole awful poster here.