It appears that yet another Hollywood marriage has run its course. Several rumors are surfacing around the marriage of Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas. Less than a month ago, another breakup was announced with the five year mark of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Now, Melanie and Antonio? Say it isn’t so. We all know that many star studded marriages don’t carry a long shelf life. The pair who have been married for sixteen years were recently spotted in public without rings. Another rumor was that Antonio had an affair with a much younger beauty on a film set. At this point, who knows what to believe. Lets admit, sixteen years is a long amount of time considering the track record of relationships amongst celebrities. According to Radar.com, Perez Hilton, and People, the marriage is kaput.
R.I.P Hollywood marriages.
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. 1998-2012. Now that the fourteen year marriage of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis has run its course, its safe to assume the handsome actor will find someone else. He is after all, a movie star. Perhaps Depp could pursue a polyamourus relationship with his favorite director, Tim Burton and his wife, Helena Bonham Carter. This is 2012, right? After the glitzy red carpet premieres and press junkets, the three could play house together, somewhere far in the country. They could take turns role playing. Oh the things they would do? Sorcery? S&M? The make-up?
David Arquette and Courtney Cox. 1999 to 2012. Now, that we know Arquette admitted to affairs with prostitutes on The Howard Stern Show, Cox must pave a path without the louse. Her show, Cougar Town, which shifted from ABC to TBS, still might be revived. Cox could reunite with former castmate, Matt Le Blanc, and create a future together. Seeing as both are newly divorced, each with one child, they could merge their lives together. I am seeing a blended family in the works, much like The Kardashians. It could be the latest reality hit, “Cox and Blancs.”
Heidi Klum and Seal. 2004 to 2012. Since Klum is a tough act to follow, Seal will need to narrow his options if he wants love again. The choices could be difficult for this rock musician though. Rumor has it, he likes models. Christie Brinkley comes to mind. The 58 year old blonde beauty who ended her fourth, highly public divorce with architect, Peter Cook last year, could offer something extra. Unlike Klum who has Project Runway and other entertainment projects, Brinkley could accompany Seal on his upcoming tours, possibly raising his children. She is after all older and a bit more experienced on the mother route. If they fall madly in love, Brinkley could get a marking on her face, similar to Seal’s tribal marking, where she can devote her permanent loyalty to their relationship.
Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli. 2001 to 2012. Garth has continued to grace us with her beauty and talent since her 90210 days. She shouldn’t have any problems locating a suitable mate. I am worried about Facinelli. Leaving your wife and children? Not so cool. For his karmic retribution, he should be relegated to co-star, Kristen Stewart’s boring world. The non-verbal actress could teach him a thing a two about the art of saving face.
Jessica Lange and Sam Shepard. 1982 to 2011. Now that Jessica Lange’s career has been resurrected with the smash FX series, American Horror Story, she could turn to co-star, Dylan McDurmott. Considering he’s single, I see the older woman, younger man thing panning out.
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