#Bachelorette! A girlfriend invades the Pad, a record is set for most people in a hot tub, a make out with Juan Pablo and a dramatic exit!
— Robert Mills (@Millsy11374) June 10, 2013
1. There’s Nothing Like a Nice Game of Dodgeball
If we were in the National Dodgeball League … oh wait, we wouldn’t be in the National Dodgeball League. #Bachelorette
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) June 11, 2013
Which guy will take his game to the next level? All new Bachelorette TONIGHT at 8|7c! Retweet if you’ll be watching! twitter.com/BacheloretteAB…
— The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) June 10, 2013
Who doesn’t like a good old game of dodgeball? Maybe not when it’s as rough as this one. Don’t let the boys’ tiny shorts and headbands fool you.
2. Brooks Breaks Some Bones
Man, @deshartsock is really digging Brooks. Broken finger, goofy dodgeball uniform and all. #Bachelorette
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) June 11, 2013
How can Brooks be expected to perform in the Fantasy Suite with that finger injury?? #fantasysuiteproblems #bachelorette
— Bachelor Bros (@brobachelor) June 11, 2013
Poor Brooks. Amidst the dodgeball chaos, Brooks pretty much dislocates his finger and has to be ambulanced over to the hospital with an IV. Yikes! Love is a Battlefield!
3. Chris Sneaks in a Little Rooftop Romance
Chris says “journey.” Chris says “fairytale.” Chris, evidently, thinks HE’S the #bachelorette.
— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) June 11, 2013
I want Chris to win, but more than that I want them to scrap the rest of the season & just follow Brandon through daily life. #Bachelorette
— Jessica Jones (@JJones6) June 11, 2013
Chris needed some one-on-one time, so he was smart. He scoped out the property and led Des up to the rooftop for a mini-date. Des was impressed, giving him the first rose, a private slow dance, and some lip action.
4. Kasey Gets a Disastrous One-on-One Date
Take a hint Des. Send Kasey home…Mother Nature’s trying to tell you something. #bachelorette
— WashingTina (@WashingTina) June 11, 2013
‘Bachelorette’ Recap: Kasey’s One On One Date With Desiree Is A Dud tinyurl.com/mg7gxel – Balla Networks
— Balla Balla (@ballaballaco) June 11, 2013
With a late start to their date due to Brian the cheater, the date already has a rocky start. Then, Des and Kasey decide to dance on the side of a building and later realize it wasn’t as cool as they thought it would be. As for the nighttime part, a windstorm breaks out and Des thinks they should go swimming. The pool is freezing and the wind is horrible. Despite the disaster date, Des still finds comfort with Kasey and gives him a rose.
5. Brian is Busted
Chris says, “I needed to call you because I have some bizarre news.” And also, the producers told me too. #Bachelorette
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) June 11, 2013
Brooks wishes he could give Brian the finger. Oh wait…#bachelorette
— LiveBachelor (@LiveBachelor) June 11, 2013
Chris Harrison calls Des for a dating emergency. The emergency is Stephanie, Brian’s girlfriend? What a sleeze! Telling Stephanie that he was in California for a convention, it’s no wonder she comes on the show and flips out. In a messy fight, Brian denies everything until the very end of the conversation when he comes clean … about some of it anyway.
At the end of it all, both Desiree and Chris Harrison decide to kick him out. To boot, production doesn’t let him talk to the rest of the guys before leaving.
6. The Guys Visit the Wild West
On the Bachelorette tonight the men are going through a “Cowboy Boot Camp” to see who is man enough to become Desiree’s lone ranger. #wow
— Megan Raes (@Megan_Raes) June 11, 2013
On a group date, some of the guys meet Des on an old western set to learn stunts from the stunt-men on the upcoming Johnny Depp film The Lone Ranger. Nice plug.
7. Juan Pablo Wins the Ranger Badge … And More
Juan-Pablo wins the sexytime badge. It’s not a rose. With that accent, the rose is assumed. #bachelorette
— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) June 11, 2013
Juan Pablo and his sexy accent win a private showing of The Lone Ranger. They share popcorn and some seriously passionate kisses.
8. Ben Isn’t the Only Daddy in the House
Am I the only one who feels like there’s more to this “domestic violence” arrest, Brad? #bachelorette
— Greer Grammer (@Greer_Grammer) June 11, 2013
“I’ve been wanting to tell Desiree about my past” …3 year old sons and crazy wives are normal for this show. #brad #bachelorette
— Ali McCandless (@AliMc11) June 11, 2013
Much like the other Brad (and Angelina), he has a son named Maddox. Apparently, attached to this story is a single-father sob story and an alcoholic baby mama. We’re used to it by now, so no worries, Brad.
9. Ben Takes Des on a Secret Joy Ride And Lies About It
While the rest of the field is complaining on the sidelines, Ben is out there just “playing the game” @mattparadise15 #Bachelorette
— Elliot Searer (@E_searer10) June 11, 2013
“My dating life isn’t public, I don’t kiss and tell.” Ben, you are on national television right now…dating someone on TV. #bachelorette
— Sara Golden (@sarageee93) June 11, 2013
Ben sneaks a quick ride with Des in the Bentley and tells her to keep it a secret, but the guys see him in the car with her and it all goes downhill.
10. Brandon and Dan Hit The Pavement
Good thing Des sent Brandon home I was getting the stage five clinger vibe. Really Dodged that bullet #bachelorette
— brooke davis (@abdavisss) June 11, 2013
Dan splits his pants on the Western date while Brandon drops the “L” bomb all ready, so Desiree pulled the trigger and Brandon left crying … as usual.
The Bachelorette Crew Travels to Atlantic City Next Week!
Next week we’re off to Atlantic City for a “Mr. America” competition! Who will win? And will Ben even survive? Join me! #bachelorette
— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) June 11, 2013