2. I can’t be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, ‘I give up; he’s improbable.’
3. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
4. I’m not insane, my mother had me tested!
5. I made a new friend who likes trains as much as I do, I kissed Amy on the lips, and the conductor played his banjo for me.