‘Seinfeld’ 25th Anniversary: Top 25 Quotes to Celebrate

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It’s the 25th anniversary of iconic television comedy Seinfeld. USA Today wrote:

Who knew a show about nothing could be so funny? 25 years ago, television history was made when NBC aired The Seinfeld Chronicles on July 5, 1989, the pilot of the iconic show that would redefine situation comedy.

Check out the Top 25 quotes from the series to celebrate.

1. “Yadda Yadda.”

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2. “Man’s Best Friend… Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone.”

3. “Hello, Newman.”

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4. “Y’know I remember when I was a kid growing up, kids would make fun of my name like you wouldn’t believe – ‘Jerry Jerry Dingleberry’, ‘Seinsmelled’…”

5. “I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable.”

6. “Moles — Freckle’s ugly cousin.”

7. “You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.”

8. “You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'”

9. “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”

10. “You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.”

11. “I’m speechless. I have no speech.”

12. “There’s nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum.”

13. “This woman is bending my mind into a pretzel.”

14. “I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.”

15. “I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It’s like asking them to donate a kidney.”

16. “You’re through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!”

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17. “I’m much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs.”

18. “I think she finds my stupidity charming.”

19. “I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think ‘That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'”

20. “Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.”

21. “Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.”

22. “It pains me to say this, but I may be getting too mature for details.”

23. “You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.”

24. “Women don’t respect salad eaters.”

25. “I’ve been searching for someone a long time. Well, the search is over!”
“And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins.”