May 1, 2014 marks the release of the biggest summer blockbuster of the year – Avengers: Age of Ultron. Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye and Black Widow will return to save their world from the robotic menace known as Ultron. Along with that amazing cast of characters, fans will get to witness new faces join the fray – Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch and Vision. For such an amazing film, there was certainly a ton of memorable quotes that floored us and mad us crack a smile.
Here’s our selection of the best quotes we heard during our time spent with Avengers: Age of Ultron.
– This funny piece of dialogue was said while Tony was struggling to lift Thor’s hammer:
Tony Stark/Iron Man: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
Thor: No, I’m sure.
– These quotes were taken from the interaction between Maria Hill, Tony Stark and Captain America:
Maria Hill: All set up boss.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Actually he’s the boss.
[Tony then points to Captain America]
Tony Stark/Iron Man: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.
– This funny conversation occurred when The Avengers defeated an army of Ultron’s drones:
Thor: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
[Ultron goes ahead and brings in even more drones]
Ultron: THIS is the best I can do. This is what I’ve been waiting for. All of you against all of me!
Captain America: You had to ask…
Ultron: I was designed to save the world. People would look to the sky, and see hope… I’ll take that from them first!
– These quotes were derived from the Hulkbuster vs. Hulk encounter:
Tony Stark: [inside the Hulkbuster armor] Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You’re stronger than her, you’re smarter than her. You’re Bruce Banner!
[the Hulk gets upset, roars and flings a car in Stark’s direction]
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Right, don’t mention puny Banner…
Tony Stark/Iron Man: What’s the vibranium for?
Ultron: I’m glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan…
Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch: I wanted him to face his fear, to create something we could use against him.
Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they fear. Men of peace create engines of war. Avengers create invaders. Parents create children, that will supplant them.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Does anybody remember when I put a missile through a portal, in New York City? We were standing right under it. We’re the Avengers, we can bust weapons dealers the whole doo-da-day, but how do we cope with something like that?
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Together.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: We’ll lose.
Steve Rogers/Captain America: We do that together too.
Ultron: The world needed a shield…Stark settled for a slave.
The Vision: Human beings are fearful and in need of protection. But then, that fear can inspire them to do great things.
Ultron: You’re unbelievably naïve.
The Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.