A serious gift can be nice, but funny gifts for girlfriends are always more memorable. Gag gifts and straight-up weird gifts are ideal for bachelorette parties, birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or as Secret Santa gifts. Make her chuckle with one of these funny gag gifts for women, but be warned: some of our favorite gifts on this list are a little bit risqué.
This tongue-in-cheek 50 Shades of Chicken cookbook takes the joke and pushes it as far as it can go. Your 50 Shades fan friends will be clamoring over each other to see this cookbook.
Written by “FL Fowler,” the cookbook contains 50 recipes for preparing chicken with recipe names like Mustard-Spanked Chicken, Safeword Fowl, and Spread-Eagle Chicken.
The book is filled with suggestive images of sexy-looking chicken and a man wielding butcher’s twine. I have no idea how they manage to make a roast chicken look dirty but they do.
Each recipe is accompanied by a snippet of fiction about the chicken and the cook that very closely matches the style and tone of the 50 Shades books.
As a bonus, according to reviewers, the recipes are actually good which isn’t always the case with funny books like this. Even if they were lousy recipes, the book is worth the money for the laugh and the fiction.
Looking for a gag gift for a doctor, nurse, scientist, or teacher–or a hilarious gift for a significant other that might earn you a playful smack? How about GiantMicrob’s Tainted Love set of Plushie STIs.
This set of plush microbes takes the most common STI’s and makes them cute and cuddly. The idea of Herpes, Chlamydia, The Clap, HPV, and Syphilis looking so adorable is something they won’t be ready for.
Maybe you know your friend isn’t getting the attention she deserves and isn’t great at talking to her partner about it. She’ll be communicating loud and clear what she wants with these funny Lace Boyshort Panties.
I’m a sucker for contrast, like this pink, innocent-looking lace mixed with a more aggro saying in hot pink glitter. If nothing else this will get you a big laugh.
You know exactly who in your friend-group this True Crime Lover Shirt is talking about and they need this.
This cute shirt is perfect for that person who is too shy to ask for extra ketchup but, frankly, can’t shut up about their favorite true crime podcast or latest Netflix documentary. It’s available in women’s or men’s cuts and in several color choices.
If you want to go a little darker, get them this Dahmer’s Deli shirt for a fake deli established in 1978 in Milwaukee that boasts the freshest meats. If you know, you know.
The phrase “Tampon Flasks” is almost guaranteed to get a big reaction. It’s two sets of five one-ounce plastic tube flasks and five fake tampon wrappers. After filling your flask with your favorite booze you slip it into the tampon wrapper and use the adhesive to seal it shut so it looks completely unopened.
Needing to carry tampons doesn’t always feel advantageous so when it is, you’ve really got to jump on it.
If your girlfriend goes to a lot of sporting events or events that would rather you bought their over-priced drinks then this is a good choice.
To be fair, they’re slightly oversized and tampons don’t tend to be heavy so they’re not for trying to get past heavy scrutiny but they’re still a fun gift.
Your girlfriends who are single, in a long-distance relationship, or have a spouse on military leave need cuddles too. Cuddling is important to our health and the Boyfriend Pillow simulates sleeping next to someone which can help with insomnia and improve sleep quality.
But real benefits aside, it’s also timelessly funny to give your friend a fake boyfriend pillow. This is the original brand featured in the news and shown on the show Glee so it will hold up better than cheaper knockoffs.
These realistic corn toys were featured in our Weirdest Sex Toys on Amazon article for good reason. Only get one of these if you need to break out the big guns and are going for maximum shock value because depending on her sense of humor, she might briefly stop talking to you if she opens this gift in front of otherse.
It’s exactly what you think it is. It looks like a corn cob but is made of PVC silicone and has a suction cup on the base. It’s available in black, purple, and “flesh” tone. Shudder.
Wine Soap is bound to get a good laugh, especially among your girlfriends who like to get together and split a bottle of wine (or two.) If your friend has ever said they wanted to just take a bath in wine, you can make their dreams come true.
They say wine is good for your heart, but those antioxidants are also great for your skin. It has a pleasant fruity smell to it and contains rosemary oil for improving skin health and cranberry seed for gentle exfoliation.
The bar of soap is made in America and made with real wine. It’s also vegan, phthalate free, and cruelty-free.
If you need a gift for a coworker or a wine-loving friend, then this funny Shh…There’s Wine In Here Mug is clever gift. The design is printed on both sides of an 11-ounce ceramic mug, along with a cheeky winking face on the bottom.
This is a great gag gift for women who like to have fun at the office, or after-hours. Does she need a wine opener too?
Getting together with some people can be like pulling teeth. This funny Sorry I’m Late Sweatshirt is for the one you kind of had to coerce out of their house and away from their blankets. And in this age of Netflix and delivery pizza, I can empathize.
It’s a slouchy cotton-blend sweater that looks good enough for going out with your friends but is comfy enough for wearing on a night in at home so it’s a good compromise.
If your friend swears like a sailor or simply has a little bit of aggression to get out, this Sweary AF coloring book is a way to unwind with a good laugh. This book takes the tried and true method of building fantastic insults by taking profanity and adding it to a completely unrelated word. Think “curse word” plus “wizard” or “jockey.” You get the idea.
This book has a double-dose of relaxation because we know that coloring has been shown to reduce anxiety in adults but you may not know that studies have repeatedly shown that swearing is good for our mental and physical health. It can even increase our pain tolerance. (See this article in National Geographic for more info.)
See, it’s not unladylike–it’s self-care. Now they can swear a blue streak and color one too.
Looking for a funny bridal shower or birthday gift? Look no further. 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a cookbook with a saucy name, but it really does feature recipes using the meat from male birds.
The rooster-centric recipes in this book are designed to be healthy, so she can feel good about eating these traditional recipes.
This Time to Poop Mug is probably the most honest coffee cup that has ever existed. It’s hilarious and accurate.
It looks like a completely innocent, plain white mug until you finish your cup of coffee, and then a universal truth is revealed. It’s both dishwasher and microwave safe. Not much else to say, really. They’ll love this. Who wouldn’t?
We all have those days. Some of us more than others. Some of us have them every day.
Help your friend bring some humor to their work stress with these funny notepads that show a stick figure about to drown with the text “This is fine,” or surrounded by fire with the text “This is my life now.”
You get four different notepads in the set and each has 50 sheets of paper. For an option that is slightly less disastrous-looking they have a set with a stressed out stick figure at a desk with text like “Trying to act like a person,” and “I’m dead inside.”
Looking for a funny gag gift that your friend will actually use? These whimsical-yet-practical oven mitts explore the play on words of “bare/bear hands”. Why have boring oven mitts when you can have funny oven mitts?
Shopping for a teacher, writer, or avid reader? This funny Grammar t-shirt is the perfect gift for a woman who hates poor grammar.
If you’re in the market for other funny shirts, check out our gift guide to the best funny T-shirts for men, which includes shirts that will also appeal to women.
How do you make a cute butt cuter? This Butt Mug knew that you make it pastel of course.
If your girlfriend loves a good butt (and who doesn’t) get her this adorable mug covered in pastel butts in all shapes and sizes. You’ve got juicy butts and narrow butts and muscular butts–just a ton of butts on here.
It’s hard to not smile in the morning looking at a mug full of pastel gradient butts. And it’ll be impossible for her to not smile and laugh when she opens this gift.
Looking for a gag gift for picky eaters, or a real gift for an adventurous gourmand? Chrips are flavored chips are made with cricket flour.
They are totally safe to eat and come in three tasty flavors: barbeque, cheddar, and sriracha. Crickets are a great source of protein and an increasing number of people are experimenting with getting their protein from cricket flour, as it is arguably better for the environment than protein from factory farms.
This is definitely a gag gift that will surprise and intrigue most people.
It doesn’t get much weirder than PB&J soda. This is definitely a gift that will get a big laugh when it is unwrapped. If you really want to put the “gag” in gag gift, try one of the company’s more adventurous soda flavors.
