Jennifer Aniston Engaged, Bitch-Slaps Brangelina Wedding Rumors

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s wedding rumors were upstaged Sunday when Pitt’s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston stole the spotlight with her engagement to actor Justin Theroux.

Since Pitt discarded the Friends star and upgraded to Jolie, poor Jennifer has been the scorned woman on supermarket tabloid covers — more famous for losing Pitt than for her roles in movies like Horrible Bosses.

Justin proposed Friday on his 41st birthday. Was it a coincidence he made Aniston feel eternally wanted on the eve of the weekend her ex was rumored to finally wed the mother of his six kids?

Now 43-year-old Aniston can give a final f*** you to Brangelina’s shadow and step into her very own white-toothed tabloid fairytale. Enjoy your moment in the sun, Jennifer. It should last at least 24 hours.

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