Usain Bolt is the person who is better at running than any other person who has ever lived on this planet. That’s pretty impressive. He just sealed that distinction with his gold medal victory in the men’s 200m. Bolt’s not just impressive, he’s also incredibly likable and his victory sent Twitter ablaze with reactions. Here are the best of the best.
How long do you think it would take Usain Bolt to get caught as a character on a crime spree in Grand Theft Auto? A week? Two?
— Charles Osborn (@charlestosborn) August 9, 2012
Usain Bolt possesses Mystical, and Metaphysical Type Powers like King Willie from Predator II. ow.ly/i/PZNk
— Mike Tyson (@FauxMikeTyson) August 9, 2012
If there was justice in the world, Serena Williams and Usain Bolt would get married and produce the world’s most dominant athletes. LOL.
— Carolyn Edgar (@carolynedgar) August 9, 2012
If Al Davis were alive the Raiders would have offered Usain Bolt a contract by now.
— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) August 9, 2012
I’m a tiny bit worried Usain Bolt might actually be the Fonz
— Camilla Long (@camillalong) August 9, 2012
Oh, so when Usain Bolt does it, it’s all celebrations, but when I finish in 19.32 seconds, you tell me to pick up my clothes and leave
— Jack Buckley (@buckleyjack) August 9, 2012
I still think I can eat a meat lovers pizza faster than Usain Bolt.
— Cosmo (@thedailydogfood) August 9, 2012
The Olympics is boring with only humans.
@usainbolt VS Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma on a horse_now there’s a race
— David Kibuuka (@davidkibuuka) August 9, 2012
The whole world watched UsainBolt dominate the 200m….except the US ofcourse, NBC showed water polo
— The Chosen One (@DStyleBoxing) August 9, 2012
Now I’m sure: The secret identity of “The Flash” is Usain Bolt…
— Superman (@SupermanTweets) August 9, 2012
Can’t help but think that Usain Bolt, Blake and Weir have missed a trick by not doing the victory lap whilst carrying a bobsled.
— Arsene’s Eyes (@Arsenes_Eyes) August 9, 2012
Usain Bolt just unlocked the badge 12 swedish hot girls @ Olimpic Games
— Eduardo Mendes (@edutestosterona) August 9, 2012
We can put a rover on Mars, but NBC can’t stream online video as fast as Usain Bolt.
— Gino Bona (@GinoBona) August 9, 2012
— Tess Wigginton (@techlady911) August 9, 2012
Considering replacing Royal Mail with Usain Bolt.
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) August 9, 2012
So, what did we learn? Apparently, Usain Bolt is a super fast robot who would be the greatest mail carrier ever, would never get caught if he went on a crime spree, is secretly the Flash, isn’t very good at eating pizza, and is hated by NBC.
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