WATCH: Woman Pisses Self on NY Subway, Takes ‘Shower’ with Gallon Jug

You never know what you’ll see on the New York Subway. A bagpipe band. An apocalyptic preacher. Or, say, a woman pissing on herself and then taking a shower.

Hokey doke.

If you’re unlucky enough never to have witnessed the latter, we’ve got you covered with this insane video.

It sucks when you have to pee that bad. We feel for you, lady. But when you whip out a gallon jug — and a big pink sponge! — and give it the old scrub-a-dub right there in front of everyone, well, that’s going on the Internet. Bonus points for the bathrobe and talcum powder.