Car Wash & Massage Parlor Offered Free Sex with Every 10th Wash

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Give me a wash, wax, buff, vacuum and … rub-and-tug?

That’s the kind of dirty clean that men in Malaysia — home of the most well-washed cars in the world, we’re guessing — were getting from what we’ll go ahead and call The Most Awesome Car Wash Ever.

An ingenious partnership between a car wash near Kuala Lumpur and a local massage parlor offered its loyal customers free sex with every 10th wash.
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Business was booming until cops last week raided the whorehouse and busted nine hookers. In the process they stumbled onto evidence of the unholy alliance, the Malay Mail reports:

Selangor National Key Result Area (NKRA) Crime Prevention Division officer-in-charge, ASP Emmi Shah Fadhil, said police got wind of the activity after the raiding team found several car wash loyalty cards from five customers who were caught having sex with the prostitutes. “It was supposed to be just another routine operation,” he said. Emmi Shah said the team later found out that customers who sent their cars to the nearby car wash will be given a loyalty card each. “To get the extra ‘offer’, customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period. The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex,” said Emmi Shah.

“Free sex” is hands-down the most effective two-word phrase in the history of marketing.

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