Lindsay Lohan Endorses Mitt Romney for President

lindsay lohan endorses mitt romney for president

An all-important endorsement that could sway the election came after the Vice Presidential Debate as Lindsay Lohan threw her support behind challenger Mitt Romney.

Mitt’s handlers are no doubt thrilled that a woman famous for taking drugs and crashing cars has lent her full support to the Republican.

Fox reports that Lohan spoke to reporters last night at the Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink Launch Party in L.A.:

I think unemployment is very important for now, so as of now I think (my vote) is Mitt Romney.

Brilliant analysis. Asked to explain her switch in loyalty — she celebrated Obama’s win in 2008 — she said:

It’s a long story, but you’re going to have to wait for that.

Don’t keep us waiting too long, LiLo. A nation’s fate hangs in the balance.

Perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised by Lohan’s sudden Republican allegiance in light of her close, um, ties to G.O.P. congressional staffer Christian LaBella.