Nebraska Man Attacks Wife With Sandwich

According to Fox News Larry Spurling, a 50 year old native of Melbeta, Nebraska was arrested following a 911 call on Sunday wherein his wife said Larry had pushed her down and rubbed the sandwich in her face during an argument.

Potential weapon at large

Authorities were unable to collect the sandwich for processing later as it had seemingly disappeared, though they did find pieces several pieces of lunch meat outside of the Spurlings’ bedroom and some pieces of bread within the bedroom. Actual contents of the sandwich are not registered, though may be dangerous (particularly to those with some food allergies or a distaste for thinly sliced meat).

Though in jail since Monday formal charges have not been brought against Mr. Spurling as of yet, and it is safe to assume the sandwich is wanted and is still at large.

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