Octomom, Michael Lohan Debate For Dollars on Argument Site

Don’t roll your eyes too hard – because remember what your mom used to say. Your face will freeze that way!

Don’t say we didn’t warn you. It seems Nadya Suleman’s (more lovingly known as our train wreck #74, Octomom) days of cheesy porn movies and bad stripper pole moves are coming to an end for a while. An Internet company is paying the serial mom to debate important, intellectual topics online with other brilliant minds like Michael Lohan and whatever other reality-show types are desperate enough to sign on with them.

The site’s called Deeyoon.com, says TMZ, and it allows people to set up online debates about any topic at any time and argue, argue, argue through video chat.

And who says having 14 kids doesn’t pay off well? Octomom is putting a whole new face on being a work-at-home mom. She’s getting paid several thousands of dollars to debate twice a week for 90 minutes at a time with anyone who wants to argue with her about anything. And that means you, you Octomom haters. Line up your dollars, log on and argue with Octomom.

Oh well, it’s probably easier for her to argue than screw for the camera, and arguing won’t gross out as many people.

The promotional video shown here and on TMZ shows Octomom and another award-winning parent of the year, Michael Lohan, arguing on the topic “Do children need both parents?”

Hoooo boy.

But, come to think of it, wouldn’t Octomom and Michael Lohan make a lovely, made-for-reality-show-fame couple? After all, this isn’t the first time the fame whores have courted the cameras together. Back in August, Octomom squared off against Florida bartender Cassandra Andersen for a weird “celebrity” boxing match (which she won). And who was in her corner to get some publicity for himself? None other than Lindsay’s daddy.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Lindsay ended up with 14 little step-brothers and sisters?