Did you make it out of your house today for some Black Friday shopping, or did you stay at home in your stretchy pants, recovering from your Thanksgiving food coma?
We’re betting after you watch these videos, you’ll wish you’d put on some combat armor and headed out to throw your best punches over some $5 headphones, or some cheap cell phones. Because after all, nothing says “Christmas spirit” like wrapping up a blood-stained cheap electrical gadget you’ve beaten up someone’s grandma to get.
So make yourself another turkey sandwich, grab a brew, and sit back and enjoy our top 5 Black Friday smackdowns. Because after all, what better way to continue the weekend of gluttony that started on Thanksgiving than kicking each other’s a*sses over stuff we don’t even need?
5. Black Friday Arrest At Walmart Caught On Camera
Welcome to Altamonte Springs, Calif., where a 28-year-old woman got busted at a Walmart on Thursday night. Guess Samantha Chavez wasn’t too full of turkey to bully a police officer directing traffic and refuse to get in line to shop.
And when she got inside Walmart, Chavez caused a scene and threw stuff on the ground, and more police were called. Sucks to spend your Christmas money on bail and fines, doesn’t it?
4. People Fighting Over Phones at Walmart
There’s nothing like a cheap cell phone with unlimited service that you still have to pay for to bring out the beast in Black Friday shoppers. It sure wasn’t pretty when people started fighting at the smartphone bin.
3. Heckling the Shoppers
Feeling a bit bored staying at home? Tired of dealing with your family? There’s a new sport in town. Head to the local stores and heckle the shoppers, just like these ones here. They get really annoyed when you call them zombies and ridicule them for standing in line for hours to save $7. Fun times.
2. Dad Takes Kids to Watch the Fights
Okay, so Mom’s had enough of the kids for one day. She’s worn out and tired and just wants everyone to go away, and gets Dad to take the kids out of the house for a while. He could have taken the kids to see a movie…but, really, is there anything in the movies as exciting as watching a mob of crazed, cursing, punch-throwing adults fighting over a set of $5 headphones? Talk about quality time with Dad!
1. Girls Fight to Get Into Victoria’s Secret
You have girls, you have lingerie, and you have an incredibly hot store manager almost in tears trying to get the frantic young women to calm down. See what you guys missed by staying home? We’re betting someone’s top got ripped off.
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