Congress Less Popular Than Colonoscopies and Nickelback

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These douches are more popular than Congress

Public Policy Polling (PPP) is a national polling company perhaps best known for being hilarious trolls. And they decided to continue that tradition by polling precisely what objectionable things are more popular than congress.

And if you’re looking for objectionable things, there’s only one place to turn: Twitter. Here’s what followed:

And how did that turn out?

Sounds about right. We’ll keep you posted with any further developments.